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Marina de TommasoMichele Sardaro, and Paolo Livrea, for measuring the relative pain people suffer while looking at an ugly painting, rather than a pretty painting, while being shot [in the hand] by a powerful laser beam. ISTAT — the Italian government's National Institute of Statistics, for proudly taking the lead in fulfilling the European Union mandate for each country to increase the official size of its national economy by including revenues from prostitution, illegal drug sales, smuggling, and all other unlawful financial transactions between willing participants.
Publications Office of the European Union, Ian HumphreysSonal SaraiyaWalter Belenky and James Dworkin, for treating "uncontrollable" nosebleeds, using the method of nasal-packing-with-strips-of-cured-pork.
The winners were unable to attend the ceremony; they delivered their acceptance speech via video.
The ceremony was webcast live. You can watch the video on our youTube Channel. Warrant, Current Biology, epub January 24, The late Gustano Pizzo [USA], for inventing an electro-mechanical system to trap airplane hijackers — the system drops a hijacker through trap doors, seals him into a package, then drops the encapsulated hijacker through the airplane's specially-installed bomb bay doors, whence he parachutes to earth, where police, having been alerted by radio, await his arrival.
US PatentGustano A. Pizzo, "anti hijacking system for aircraft"May 21, Brian Crandall [USA] and Peter Stahl [CANADA, USA], for parboiling a dead shrew, and then swallowing the shrew without chewing, and then carefully examining everything excreted during subsequent days — all so they could see which bones would dissolve inside the human digestive system, and which bones would not.
Stahl and Brian D. Crandall, Journal of Archaeological Science, vol. Alexander Lukashenkopresident of Belarusfor making it illegal to applaud in publicAND to the Belarus State Police, for arresting a one-armed man for applauding.
First, that the longer a cow has been lying down, the more likely that cow will soon stand up; and Second, that once a cow stands up, you cannot easily predict how soon that cow will lie down again.
Morgan, Applied Animal Behaviour Science, vol.
Kasian Bhanganada, Tu Chayavatana, Chumporn Pongnumkul, Anunt Tonmukayakul, Piyasakol Sakolsatayadorn, Krit Komaratal, and Henry Wilde, for the medical techniques described in their report "Surgical Management of an Epidemic of Penile Amputations in Siam" — techniques which they recommend, except in cases where the amputated penis had been partially eaten by a duck.
Nobel laureate Eric Maskin read aloud the acceptance speech sent by the winners.
Guadalupe and Rolf A. Zwaan, Psychological Science, vol. Craig BennettAbigail BairdMichael Millerand George Wolford [USA], for demonstrating that brain researchers, by using complicated instruments and simple statistics, can see meaningful brain activity anywhere — even in a dead salmon.
Miller, and George L. Wolford, Journal of Serendipitous and Unexpected Results, vol.
The US Government General Accountability Office, for issuing a report about reports about reports that recommends the preparation of a report about the report about reports about reports. Warren, and Robin C. Ball, Physical Review Letters, vol.
Why Does It Spill? Chimpanzee Sex Perception " Frans B. Pokorny, Advanced Science Letters, vol. Lerebours, European Journal of Gastroenterology and Hepatology, vol. We are now, incorrecting an error we made in the yearwhen we failed to include one winner's name. We now correct that, awarding a share of the physics prize to Joseph Keller.
Professor Keller is also a co-winner of the Ig Nobel physics prize, making him a two-time Ig Nobel winner. The corrected citation is:Self-report screening instruments must be scored, evaluated, and discussed with each patient.
Triage—the process of communicating screening results, discussing each patient’s needs, and determining the best course of further action—is key to the successful use of screening.
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